“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.”
“Women rescue men just as much as, if not more than, men rescue women.”
“Women would rather talk to other women than to men, even when they would rather talk to a man than to a woman.”
“I'd be rather be a kid and play with paper planes than be a man and play with a woman's heart.”
“Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.”
“Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry.”