“I'm tired of dying.”

“Imagine the jacket copr: People behaved mostly well and then they died.”

“I'm the bitch who makes you a man.”

“There is an unfair responsibility that comes with being an only child - you grow up knowing you aren't allowed to disappoint, you're not even allowed to die.”

“If you can't take care of me while I'm alive, you have made me dead anyway.”

“He was one of those guys who'd pronounce I'm a hugger as he came at you, neglecting to ask if the feeling was mutual.”

“You're sexist. I'm so sick of liberal lefty men practicing sexual discrimination under the guise of protecting women against sexual discrimination.”