“It is a do-it-yourself era: health care, real estate, police investigation. Go online and f*ing figure it out for yourself because everyone’s overworked and understaffed.”
“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself!”
“I'm no doormat. At worst, I'm a very attractive accent rug, because if I get stained or damaged, someone is going to f---ing die.”
“F@#$ing F#$%s things up”
“You should like yourself, but it's bad form to like yourself online.”
“F***ing triffids.”