“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination.”
“Sorry' he said. 'No, I'm sorry.' 'What are you sorry for?' 'Rattling on like a mad old cow. I'm sorry, I'm tired, bad day, and I'm sorry for being so...boring.' 'You're not that boring.' 'I am, Dex. God, I swear I bore myself.' 'Well, you don't bore me.' He took her hand in his. 'You could never bore me. You're one in a million, Em.”
“Omigod, I'm so bored I could shoot myself in the head with a knife.”
“I'm never bored. Only people bore me, so I avoid them”
“I'm bored, lalalallalalala OLLI OXEN SOMETHING"!!”
“I'm boring. it's expensive to be exciting.”