“If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.”
“You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip?”
“My tongue had probably earned about 20 million Frequent Flyer Miles to rush my immortal impudent soul to a special torture chamber in purgatory”
“Treat each class as if it were your first.”
“Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it.”
“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”