“A squee is a spontaneous expression of delight. SQUEE!”

“Squee-squee-squawky-squiggly-squee.”

“Lex studied her. "Wait a sec. You're happy here?"The expression on Cordy's face confirmed this. "Not gonna lie, Lex. It's pretty bitchin'.""So I've been worried sick about you this whole time, picturing you miserable and wrecked and plotting my excruciating demise, and you're telling me this has all been a summer cruise?""Yeah. Sorry.”

“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed”

“Ah, bribery." He grinned at his niece. "is there anything it can't do?”

“Let me go!" She tore off a mirror and brandished it in his face. "I mean it! I don't want to go to your godforsaken hellbarn, you retarded psycho farmer!”

“People who are different are beautiful. Those who follow society are boring.”