“There's nothing a man can do, that i can't do better and in heels”

“I did everything Fred did, only backwards and in high heels.”

“When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction.”

“God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.”

“Loneliness can drive a person mad. There's a place, in every man's soul, that no friend can reach, only a lover, and he longed for the chance to close that emptiness.”

“I want to read, write, and nothing else. I do not want to get married, I do not want to go to church, I do not want to file taxes; I do not want to eat. But Grandma disagrees, and Grandma always wins.”

“There's no "should" or "should not" when it comes to having feelings. They're part of who we are and their origins are beyond our control. When we can believe that, we may find it easier to make constructive choices about what to do with those feelings.”