“I was moving from worried to scared, and I could see terrified waving at me from just around the next bend in the road.”

“Do I really run like that?" (Kitty)"Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy.""Thank God. I think I look like a cheetah on drugs.”

“Kitty, do you have the bottle?" "In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here." "I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was back, bottle in hand."What kept you?""That purse gets worse every time I look inside.”

“Suddenly, I can see you weren’t bragging – once you go alien, you really do never go back.”

“You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.”

“Oh, sure, they’d insisted I take Washington Wife class after I’d inadvertently insulted the Prime Minster of England, but how could I have known he wasn’t willing to admit that the Rolling Stones weren’t half the band Aerosmith was and never would be?”

“What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?""Over my dead body.""Could be, Tim, could be.”