“Wow, bossy and nasty. What a fun combo.”

“Great. I was housing with the Extreme Morning Militants. What a joy.”

“What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?""Over my dead body.""Could be, Tim, could be.”

“Kitty, do you have the bottle?" "In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here." "I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was back, bottle in hand."What kept you?""That purse gets worse every time I look inside.”

“Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me”

“You know, things you did and do to make sure you and Mom have such a great marriage?” “Oh! I gave that advice to Jeff already. Applies to him more than you.” “Share with my anyway.” Dad shrugged. “I told him that he just needed to remember three things. First, he doesn’t run your life, and after today, he won’t run his life, either. Second, in any argument, there is your wife’s side and then there is enemy camp; never choose enemy camp in an attempt to be reasonable, because it never works. And, third, to remember that a happy wife is a happy life.”

“Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an alligator?”