“You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.”
“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.”
“Where do you come from?""From the planet of a distant sun, called Earth.""What for?""I was tired of vulgarity.”
“A good relationship is a two-way street, gatita. Submitting and serving is equaled by a master’s need to take control, to protect, to make someone happy.”
“PAVILIONS OF SUN"Swans do fly High above you All the timePrince of Sun From his pavilion Makes you shine Come, come, come into my garden, lady love Maybe I can hold your gold hand Glide within my gold grove, lady love Know the earth and you'll understand”
“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.”