“Father son oily ghost amen.”

“Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them”

“Always suffer delusions of grandeur with your art. What you are unable to face will never hurt you”

“A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off. ”

“In the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost, here goes-I mean Amen.”

“Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!”

“The Holy Ghost is the messenger for the Father and the Son and the teacher of and guide to all truth (see John 14:26; 16:13). Thus, 'by the power of the Holy Ghost [we] may know the truth of all things' (Moroni 10:5)."The knowledge and spiritual conviction we receive from the Holy Ghost are the result of revelation.”