“Why, Honey, it looks like you’re trying to fit 6 lbs of sugar into a 5 lb bag there. Bless your heart.”

“Advice from a Bear: 1 Live Large 2 Climb Beyond Your Limitations 3 When Life Gets Hairy, Grin and Bear It 4 Live With The Seasons 5 Take A Good Long Nap 6 Look After Your Honey!”

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.”

“Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you.”

“Step 4: Cough and gag.Step 5: Repeat Step 4 until it feels like maybe your lungs aren't inside your body anymore.Step 6: Remember that a really cute boy is beside you, so try to cough in a far more attractive manner.”

“You’re just lucky you got your bag back,” said Cruz gravely.Megan snorted,“ Cruz is more impressed with Gucci than he is with a supernatural being! ”“Honey,” Cruz snapped, “Gucci is supernatural!”