“when life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food”

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”

“When life gives you lemons, you are supposed to make lemonade. But what if you don't want to ruin that perfectly good lemon just yet?”

“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!”

“when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. ”

“And now I know what to do with lemons. When life gives you lemons, do experience the sour taste. Don't try to make a face or squint your eye and show your tongue. Instead, taste it with all your might so that one day you can throw the Lemon back to where it come from. Take that you Lemon!”