“Do not enjoy yourself. Enjoy dances and theaters and joy-rides and champagne and oysters; enjoy jazz and cocktails and night-clubs if you can enjoy nothing better; enjoy bigamy and burglary and any crime in the calendar, in preference to the other alternative; but never learn to enjoy yourself.”

“Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.”

“A mystic is a man who separates heaven and earth even if he enjoys them both.”

“We are in this fairyland on sufferance; it is not for us to quarrel with the conditions under which we enjoy this wild vision of the world.”

“Oh, I'll enjoy myself. I want to make sure you enjoy yourself." "Why?" I said. "If you enjoy yourself, then there's a better chance you'll want to be with me again.”

“You cannot enjoy others until you enjoy yourself because you cannot give to others what you do not have.”

“It is impossible without humility to enjoy anything - even pride.”