“I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.”
“Dog’ is ‘God’ spelled backward; you know that. That’s why you’re here, to help the nuns do God’s work.”
“It's like a spell. It's so strong I can't fight it. Is love always like this?”
“Diaper spelled backwards is repaid , think about it.”
“Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil”
“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”