“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.”
“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rather actually be playing golf, or sitting on the green composing haikus about the landscaping.”
“When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.”
“To find a man's true character, play golf with him. ”
“Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. ”
“In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf.”