“Marriage is a duel to the death which no man of honour should decline.”
“I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.”
“Psychologists call this habituation, economists call it declining marginal utility, and the rest of us call it marriage.”
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
“Hen nights should be banned. You're honour-bound to behave atrociously, then feel terribly ashamed afterwards.(This Charming Man)”
“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”