“The ignorant pronounce it FroodTo cavil or applaudThe well-informed pronounce it FroydBut I pronounce it Fraud.”
“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”
“The Three Oddest WordsWhen I pronounce the word Future,the first syllable already belongs to the past.When I pronounce the word Silence,I destroy it.When I pronounce the word nothing,I make something no nonbeing can hold.”
“When I pronounce the word Future,the first syllable already belongs to the past.When I pronounce the word Silence,I destroy it.”
“Fact #1:75% of Filipinos pronounce "touch screen" as "touch creen".....Fact #2:You tried to pronounce "touch screen" correctly.”
“If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud!" (William Strunk) ... Why compound ignorance with inaudibility?”