“There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.”

“Relationship Principle 1In romance, there's nothing more attractive to a man than a woman who has dignity and pride in who she is.”

“A man who eats his words is a man who lacks what it takes to speak his piece in this day and age, and in time to come.”

“A man who has never been hungry may possess a more refined palate, but he has no idea what it means to eat.”

“An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of an apple anyway?”

“The man who is more than his chemistry, walking on the earth, turning his plow point for a stone, dropping his handles to slide over an outcropping, kneeling in the earth to eat his lunch; that man who is more than his elements knows the land that is more than its analysis. But the machine man, driving a dead tractor on land he does not know and love, understands only chemistry; and he is contemptuous of the land and of himself, then the corrugated iron doors are shut, he goes home, and his home is not the land.”