“Terrorist', noun: 1. Someone my government tells me is a terrorist; 2. Someone my President decides to kill.”
“You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!”
“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!”
“A terrorist for Karen is someone who has a bomb but no aeroplane.Ch. 4”
“I know it's a really hard concept to process, but the fact that Govt accuses someone of being a Terrorist doesn't mean they are.”
“Is killing a known terrorist wrong? I ask this, did the terrorist allow any of his victims quarter? No, then allow him no quarter, and hoist the black flag.”