“The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist.”
“Humankind comprises four kinds of people: Idiots, Wimps, Bystanders and terrorists”
“Potential terrorist is a terrorist”
“I've never met anyone who wanted to be a terrorist. They are desperate people.”
“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!”
“Terrorist', noun: 1. Someone my government tells me is a terrorist; 2. Someone my President decides to kill.”