“If an opportunity does not knock why not build a door?”

“If a lion can growl, why shouldn’t a man cry?”

“If you are looking for a perfect woman, she does not reside here, you will find only me.”

“Why dwell on yesterday’s pee when you can make a fresh one today?”

“If I was a cake, I would be incomplete unless I was a yellow sponge from Asia; frosted with brown chocolate from Americas; classy and elegant decorated with fresh white cream from Europe, and satin black fondant from Africa. I would be edible only if cooled in the Antarctica and served at a beach in Australia. No race in this world is superior to another but rather deficient without the other. Tolerance is not love but a chance to abolish any opportunity for hatred. Let’s keep baking in a joyful and tolerant manner.”

“Many years ago, I left my home country very narrow minded. Today I return with an educated mind, able to understand why my culture is as it is and still be very proud of it.”

“Anyone capable of training the heart is a walking zombie.”