“The diet industry has a deep interest in the failure of dieters -- if everyone got skinny, they'd go out of business.”

“The Most successful industry of the last forty years has been built on failure after failure after failure.”

“And then Dieter was like, 'Over my dead body!'"And I was thinking my roomie was about to get his wish."And then Rei got super vampy and was like, 'Yield to my power!'"And then Dieter started grunting and looked super uncomfortable."And then Rei took a step forward."And then Dieter dropped to his knees, but a moment later he started going 'Reee!'"And I was like, 'Oh, for the love of God, please don't kill me.'"And then Rei walked over and elbowed him in the head...."That's about it. Oh, and there were grenades.”

“I haven't got time to look for an interesting quote - I'm too busy reading and writing!”

“None can define success or failure as everyone has his own.”

“Diets are essentially training courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure.”