“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”
“A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.”
“Monogamous musicians are like vegan hockey players.”
“The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts...nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.”
“Let's make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.”
“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because I can speak it silently and without listening and while my back is turned.”