“You can't copyright a title, but if anyone tries to steal "Rabbi Sanjeev and the Periwinkle Valise of Intrigue," I'll sue the motherfucking Burberry off their back faster than you can say "Neo-Hassidic espionage.”
“man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.”
“Dammit woman, stop trying to beat me. I'll sue you for domestic violence.”
“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying?”
“You couldn't trust anyone or anything that belonged to the world of espionage.”
“Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about”