“Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker."-Dan Cahill”

“There's a fine line between criminality and genius."-Dan Cahill”

“Defeat does not mean losing. Rather, a pause, a moment to re-think, re-plan, tore-structure to gain”

“Ninja Assasins Incorporated, Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offed today?”

“But what we're really trapped by is perceptions. You think you need to lose weight for someone to love you. I think if I gain weight, no one will love me. What we really need is to just stop thinking of ourselves as bodies and start thinking of ourselves as people.”

“Around 11 P.M., unable to concentrate on his work or even watch the news, he had started to wonder if this was how it started with stalkers. And then he started to think maybe he'd do his next article as an investigation of stalkers. But then he wondered... if you do a ride-along with a stalker, are you stalking the stalker?It all got very weird.”