“Love is a fan club with only two fans.”

“There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party … and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat.”

“No one can ever love us quite so much as we love ourselves.”

“Never have children, only grandchildren.”

“Love is not my bag.”

“A current pejorative adjective is narcissistic. Generally, a narcissist is anyone better looking than you are, but lately the adective is often applied to those "liberals" who prefer to improve the lives of others rather than exploit them. Apparently, a concern for others is self-love at its least attractive, while greed is now a sign of the hightest altruism. But then to reverse, periodically, the meanings of words is a very small price to pay for our vast freedom not only to conform but to consume.”

“The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself.”