“Love is not my bag.”

“Love and hate are so confused in your savage minds and the vibrations of the one are so very like those of the other that I can't always distinguish. You see, we neither love nor hate in my world. We simply have hobbies.”

“No one can ever love us quite so much as we love ourselves.”

“The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself.”

“Love is a fan club with only two fans.”

“Love it or loathe it, you can never leave it or lose it.”

“anyone who sings about love and harmony and life [john lennon] is dangerous to someone who sings about death and killing and subduing [Nixon]”