“The first TV babies are now writing with a TV mind that has no attention span at all.”
“First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend”
“When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.”
“A turned-off TV is a turned-on mind.”
“I got a PBS mind in a reality TV world.”
“He has the attention span of a hummingbird.”