“How the heck I was supposed to have a spiritual awakening without a flush toilet?”
“My kingdom for a flush toilet.”
“Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?”
“He was a man too busy to flush toilets.”
“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”
“You know, Sam, it’s beginning to piss me off how you figure me out. How the heck am I supposed to be intriguing and mysterious if you keep figuring me out?”