“In Thailand the customer is always wrong.”
“Rule #1: The customer is always right. Rule #2: If the customer is wrong, please refer to rule #1. -Duncan Howe”
“The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an asshole. That's the first rule of retail.”
“Customs are generally unselfish. Habits are nearly always selfish.”
“What if custom is wrong? demanded the part of her that believed in the code of chivalry. A knight must set things right.”
“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.”