“One, two, ... five!""Three, my lord.”
“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
“Tis but a scratch!""A scratch? Your arm's off!""No it isn't.""Then what's that?""Oh come on, pansy!”
“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”
“Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.”