“She turned me into a newt.... But I got better...”

“Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway! ”

“When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.”

“I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.”

“I fart in your general direction.”

“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”