“Tis but a scratch!""A scratch? Your arm's off!""No it isn't.""Then what's that?""Oh come on, pansy!”
Graham Chapman
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen
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