“To all pimps and whores a merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea.”
“Clio, the muse of history, is as thoroughly infected with lies as a street whore with syphilis.”
“Happy Christmas" was their version of "Merry Christmas," and a better version, it seemed to him, for making merry was different from making happiness.”
“Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.”
“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that’s the motto of my pimp farm.”
“I'm not a whore, Dee-Ann. You can't just come here to use and abuse me before going on your merry way. Unless, of course, you're naked.”