“I LOVE HORSES!' shrieked the Tooth Fairy over his shoulder.”
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”
“Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.”
“So you don't really believe in love?" I whispered. How could this be? I was crushed. It was like finding out the truth about Santa Claus and the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny in one sitting.”
“We were innocent victims. (Angelia)Yeah, and I’m the tooth fairy. (Bride)”
“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”