“Everybody hears whispered gossip and rumors clear across town. But nobody hears the scream next door.”
“But he's a missing person nobody's going to miss much.”
“Minimum wage, minimum effort”
“Live fast, eat junk, leave a bloated corpse.”
“You don't know if he's pissed or just laughing at you.”
“Live before you die.”
“Gotta keep an eye on those terrorist polar bears, and make sure Santa's elves aren't planning a holy war.”