“Gotta keep an eye on those terrorist polar bears, and make sure Santa's elves aren't planning a holy war.”
“Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game. ”
“Go with polar bears, I say to myself. Polar bears at the North Pole. Baby polar bears scooting along after their mothers in the snow. Polar bears drinking Coca-Cola.”
“Even as I speak, the very last polar bear may be dying of hunger on account of climate change, on account of us. And I sure miss the polar bears. Their babies are so warm and cuddly and trusting, just like ours.”
“Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic!”
“If sacred places are spared the ravages of war... then make all places sacred. And if the holy people are to be kept harmless from war... then make all people holy.”