“Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.”
“Dead bodies are calm and silent—perfectly still, perfectly harmless. A corpse will never move, it will never laugh, and it will never judge. A corpse will never shout at you, hit you, or leave you. Far away from the zombies and junk that you see on TV, a corpse is actually the perfect friend. The perfect pet. I feel more comfortable with them than I do with real people.”
“Veal! Trust these bloated plutocrats to eat the flesh of poor, newly-born calves!”
“If I don't eat junk, I don't gain weight.”
“A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.”