“Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) ”

“Always be classy. Never be crazy.”

“Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time”

“A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.”

“The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”

“Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.”

“I don't know" means "NO!""I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation.""I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.”