“You already have one asshole, you don't need another one”
“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”
“Your sister already did the 'villain explains it all' speech.I don't need another one.”
“Sorry, Ms. Terwilliger. I'm flattered that you think I'm such an upstanding person, but I'm already caught up in one epic battle of good versus evil. I don't need another.”
“I DID my life - one thing to do after another, always something else to do. Because you don't need a heart to DO, but you do need one to live.”
“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”