“Coincidence is not a word in the vocabulary of believers. 3-28-08”

“I’m as bouge as the next person. My mother was a waitress and my father was a bartender. People think I went to Yale and shit, because I have a vocabulary and I wear a suit. I wear a suit because I aspire to wear a fuckin’ suit. I didn’t work my whole fuckin’ life to wear a Hello Kitty fuckin’ wifebeater up here.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“As I’ve said, I’ve never believed in God, which technically makes me an atheist (since the prefix “a” means “not” or “without”). But I have problems with the word “atheism.” It defines what someone is not rather than what someone is. It would be like calling me an a-instrumentalist for Bad Religion rather than the band’s singer. Defining yourself as against something says very little about what you are for.”

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”

“Everything you touch turns to broken.”

“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”