“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!”

“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”

“Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without thorn.”

“After suffering a torn disc six months ago, then a car crash just when it was starting to heal, and then an attack of Bell's Palsy for variety, I realised something. When my life decides to go down the crapper, it doesn't forget to flush!”

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.”

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”

“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”