“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”
“If life were stable, I'd never need God's help.”
“If wishes were horses, what the heck would I need wishes for?”
“If wishes were horses, I'd have been run over in my childhood.”
“That would be locking the horse after the stable door is gone, a very foolish thing to do.”
“If wishes were horses, paupers would ride. If the queen had balls, she'd be king. If I didn't have to WORK, I'd write stories all day.”