“Sex with him was mind-blowing. It was a cross between a triple X movie and a Mills and Boon novel.”
“All Jane Austen novels have a common storyline: an attractive and virtuous young woman surmounts difficulties to achieve marriage to the man of her choice. This is the age-long convention of the romantic novel, but with Jane Austen, what we have is Mills & Boon written by a genius.”
“Mills & Boon and Harlequins are like colourful jelly beans, you can't get enough of...”
“Damn, I had the best dream,” he yawns, “my fantasy girl professed her undying love for me in between several rounds of mind blowing sex.”
“Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough.”
“Josie, life is not a Mills and Boon book. People fall out of love. People disappoint other people and they find it very hard to forgive.”