“You're bored. Two weeks without someone trying to kill us and you're bored out of your mind. Leia to Han”
“If you're bored, you're boring.”
“Han: “Someone ought to make armor out of those bugs.”Leia: “Han! They’re sentient beings!”Han: “Fair is fair. If they get to wear it, so should we.”- Han and Leia Solo”
“ If you're not controversial you don't have anything to say. If you're not controversial you're boring. If you're bored you're boring to be with so don't ever tell anyone you re bored. ”
“If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.”
“You're bored?" she says incredulously. "You have two hands and a penis. This shouldn't be a difficult equation.”