“A young man didn't bring flowers or chocolates to the woman he loved: He brought her stories from the wider world, where men grappled with demons of desire, and monstrous injustice.”

“In his opinion if a man didn't have the balls to make a move he didn't deserve the woman he desired.”

“Feathers blowing in the wind is no more a bird than a pile of crumpled up receipts from champagne, chocolate, and flower purchases is a true indication that a man loves a woman.
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“I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.”

“No man can resist a woman who has an apple in her hand. It's theological. A woman with an apple in her hand is the first woman, the only woman in the world. And he is the first man, he stumbles on love and he cant shake it,never,ever,ever..”

“I know a man who photographed the view he saw from the window of the room where he made love and not the face of the woman he loved there.”