“at least i'm talkng to myself. instead of giving myself the cold shoulder”
“At least when I'm sleeping I can dream myself back to Alex, can dream myself into a different world.”
“It's so freaking cold I'm about ready to jump in the refrigerator to warm myself.”
“If I was Todd's wife in real life, I'd have to kill myself. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. I wouldn't kill myself. But I'd definitely turn lesbian, at the very least.”
“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”
“I'd like to thank myself, and congratulate myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.”