“From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.”

“Men were beasts. Everyone knew that.”

“In the lives of children, pumpkins turn into coaches, mice and rats turn into men. When we grow up, we realize it is far more common for men to turn into rats.”

“The wickedness of men is that their power breeds stupidity and blindness.”

“I know this: The wickedness of men is that their power breeds stupidity and blindness, she said.”

“But there was the mirror in which I would glimpse his handsome form, because mirrors don't lie about men, only women.”

“I'm just doing your tea, Mum," he said. "Are you all imbecilic? Is that a requirement of enlisted men? It's Lady GLINDA!" She was losing it, big time. "Get me Murth!”