“No," she cried, "no, no, I'm not a harem, I'm not a woman, I'm not a person, no.”

“I have the distinct feeling I'm not in Oz anymore,' said Brrr.”

“at least i'm talkng to myself. instead of giving myself the cold shoulder”

“I'm just doing your tea, Mum," he said. "Are you all imbecilic? Is that a requirement of enlisted men? It's Lady GLINDA!" She was losing it, big time. "Get me Murth!”

“Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history.”

“I'm not involved in shame. Morals are learned in childhood, and I didn't have any such holiday called childhood.”

“Okay let's get this over with, no I'm not seasick, yes I've always been green, No I didn't eat grass as a child.”